i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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