If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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