my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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