is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Randomize
