I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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