I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
