I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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