And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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