she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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