Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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