Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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