No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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