I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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