somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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