I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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