I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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