My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
