Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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