No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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