I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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