last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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