eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
why is half of my head shaved?
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