So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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