I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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