Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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