32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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