Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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