is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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