Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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