I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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