the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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