I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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