Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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