I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sorry about my life...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
