this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I will pee on everything he values.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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