Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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