if only i could text you this smell
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day đđ#pensacolaproblems
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Going to the pool bar doesnât exactly count as âexploringâ
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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