i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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