Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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