On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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