Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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