Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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