My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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