Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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