Nicole vs. Life
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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