The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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