How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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