my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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