She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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