Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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