What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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