Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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