I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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