Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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