On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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